Clitoris for Dummies pt.1

by m b
Guys, did you know the clitoris has nearly double the number of highly sensitive nerve endings than the penis. Yeap! As you will discover, it’s the ONLY route to a female orgasm, and foreplay begins with acts hours and days before entering the bedroom or wherever you “do it.” I’ll post some anatomy pics later.
Ok, lets begin. Today, girls are still taught not to touch “down there” because it is a sin. God don’t like ugly! Or better yet – you are going to Hell you nasty ‘lil girl!
Think back to when you saw a vagina in a textbook. Probably, it related to reproduction only( having babies) and never pleasure. So, women have been and still remain objects of reproduction and never objects of self-gratifying pleasure. Yes, society has etched in our brains that women are objects of male pleasure, but does the women truly receive pleasure from men? Our friend Sigmund Freud stated only 30% of women achieve orgasm during intercourse and the other 70% are dysfunctional or immature. I speculate what Frued did not determine was that the vagina has almost zero nerves; it’s a canal for giving birth – not pleasure. Should I reiterate? The vagina is a birth canal not a pleasure canal.
How to produce pleasure through vaginal intercourse:
Guys, upon the penis or an object’s entry into the vagina, immediately pressing upward will stimulate the clitoris area, or press downward toward the anus will stimulate the nerve endings around the anus. Now, with that said, if you’re the type of guy, that go for the deep digging, laying the pipe down – you ain’t doing nothing but performing an aerobic routine. Most likely, she’ll fake an orgasm to stroke your ego and rush your orgasm, to include, pray you get your hot sweet-dripping body off her totally unsatisfied flesh. Sorry, guys, I had to spell it out.
Truth is, please read slowly gentlemen, vaginal intercourse( bang bang bang) isn’t very efficient for women to become aroused nor climax. The clitoris MUST be involved to produce an orgasm. So, no matter the size of penis, nor the endless friction inside the vagina, without the clitoris stimulation – she WILL NOT produce an orgasm. However, one thing is certain, you will witness an Oscar winning fake orgasm.
To be continued…

artist - Carl Owens,
title -The Mask
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heheheh i loved this so much. I dont quite understand my own clitoris so how is my fiance supposed to right? i feel stupid looking up where it is but this just made my day!