WHY MASTURBATE?

by b
If you’ve ever masturbated to ejaculation, you know the answer to this question! In addition to feeling good, masturbating relieves sexual tension that builds up naturally over time.

Just about every male in his teens or older gets “horny,” in which his mind gets preoccupied by erotic (sexy) thoughts. This is a natural process: Your sex organs produce and accumulate semen, and your body responds by causing you to want to ejaculate the semen and make room for more semen.

One way this happens is through a nocturnal emission or “wet-dream” — an ejaculation during sleep. Wet dreams are entirely normal; it’s a way for your body to keep the “plumbing” working if you aren’t having regular ejaculations( spanking the monkey) when you’re awake.

Another way is through masturbation. (Guys who masturbate regularly often don’t experience nocturnal emissions.)

IMPORTANT** Don’t believe the hype when church folks say it’s a sin to waste the “seed” through masturbation. Despite what you may have heard (either through rumors from friends or from older people), masturbation is completely safe. It does not affect the size of your penis. It doesn’t cause your penis to curve when it’s erect. Actually, few penises grow to be perfectly straight. It doesn’t affect your ability to have children later on, it doesn’t stunt your growth, and it doesn’t cause testicular cancer. FYI: It is the lack of masturbation that causes health issues.

Furthermore, masturbation is a great way to practice for intercourse, when you’re ready to engage sex with a partner, and it’s a safe sex method: masturbate before going to a night club so you’re as sexually excited/horny before you walk in the door. Horny and alcohol don’t mix; this is a recipe for unsafe sexual behavior! Got condom? No? Don’t do it!!

~ by b. on December 9, 2006.