Help Me Pray My Gay Away – Seriously

•November 26, 2009 • 3 Comments


I NEED YOUR HELP! I’m on a personal quest to be delivered from homosexuality( as some folk say) or simply pray my gay away! Hell, I’m giving it a shot! If it worked (allegedly), for Rev. Donnie McClurkin and Rev. DL Foster – why not me? On Nov.12, 2009, I made a concerted effort to pray gay away 2x daily. I’m asking all pastors, prayer warriors, and any and everyone to assist in my transformation (all denominations welcome).

I’m sick and tired of people saying my innate ability to love a member of the same sex is a choice. I DID NOT choose homosexuality! It chose me – genetically! Lawd knows, it would be sooooo much easier to screw multiple women, play them like objects, be a playa, a dead-beat dad, and have multiple baby mamas’. And all of that is less frowned upon socially than being in a committed, loving and monogamous relationship or marriage with someone of the same sex.

My Family would LOVE to see me with a female at each holiday event. They wouldn’t care if it’s a different woman or multiple women, or a ghetto-fabulous Ho, but just as long as she was born a female would certainly bring joy to mama’s heart. Also, I’d fit in with the male majority of society: stories about girls I screw every weekend; pursuit of the new female employee with the big tits and phat azz; talk about women like shit; gawk at women as they pass with rude gestures and verbiage; and a 24/7 vigilance for PUSSY! Continue reading ‘Help Me Pray My Gay Away – Seriously’

Catholic Church: Unequivocally Evil or Explicably Good?

•November 25, 2009 • Leave a Comment


Should the Catholic Church’s nonprofit use your tax dollars to openly discriminate? Also, they’re stark proponents, in favor, for the continuation of blatant discrimination.

The Catholic Charities of Washington DC, a nonprofit group that receives federal dollars, doesn’t want to give benefits to married same-sex couples nor process their adoptions, etc… Actually, Catholic Charities has always violated DC law because it discriminates on the basis of sexual orientation and marital status in regards to adoptive parents and religion.

An Interesting facts about Catholic Charities: you must be a christian before they will assist you. No non-christians welcomed. Continue reading ‘Catholic Church: Unequivocally Evil or Explicably Good?’

AZUSA ‘93: When Donnie was gay?

•November 23, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Enjoy my old-school flashback to 1993. Oh! That’s when Donnie was gay. Can you recognize the difference? I can’t!!

Bishop Carlton Pearson: Black Church “Boring.. all Circus and Candy”

•November 22, 2009 • Leave a Comment


Bishop Pearson says the Bible is a book of Myth, Magic, and Miracles. Well… I certainly agree to that! I call it the book of scribbles. Black and White christian folk dropped Bishop Pearson like a hot potato between 2004 -2006. He was in bed with Republican galore. They declared him a heretic because he became self actualized and his ministry evolved. He began teaching inclusion.

It’s no secret that the Black and White church folk are very angry and cannot understand how Pearson could dare go from mega church celebrity status to preacher to gays and lesbians. The Gospel of Inclusion! Rev. Pearson says ” I’m doing something different now and God lead me to do it.” So what’s so hard for Black folks to understand an individuals process of evolution. That’s it! Black church folk cannot tolerate change. Pearson says he has a new audience and he cannot return to the old Black church doctrine. He says, “I just can’t help you.” I cannot turn my back on the people I do reach. God gave me a new audience. Continue reading ‘Bishop Carlton Pearson: Black Church “Boring.. all Circus and Candy”’

The Pulpit 2009 McClurkin Nobel Courage Award Recipient

•November 19, 2009 • Leave a Comment

The Pulpit’s 2009 McClurkin Nobel Courage Award goes to this guy: KLB. ..ever cheat on your diet with a cookie…

Nigga What? Not in Public Boo!

•November 12, 2009 • 2 Comments


Does your partner call you “N” in public?
Some moons ago, I briefly dated outside my vast construct of suitors: a wannabe thug. An intelligent brotha but hooked on trying to be HARD! Well… the dating ended on our second date. We hung out with his middle-class straight friends at an outside restaurant. The conversation was good, no “N” usage, and lite fun until the brotha referred to me as “N” in FOUR separate sentences. And to top it, he even said to the guest, “He hates when I call him “N”.” So, what was my response? Damn my blood was boiling. Two worlds had just collided! I waited a good minute to think rationally and decided to politely say goodnight to his peers and exit stage left. Some folks don’t mind such treatment, but for ME – you gotta go Now! I don’t give a damn how cute his azz is – ya gotta go. The End! There is no overcoming “N” usage in public spaces. No. No! No!!

Nigga What?
by AfroerotiK
We embrace calling ourselves niggers, like that’s empowering, when in actuality, it’s disrespectful to our ancestors and just plain ignorant. To believe yourself to be a nigger, to behave like you are an ignorant sub human (the true implied meaning of the word) has no benefit or value. Defending the use of the word, trying to rationalize that it has been changed into something positive is insanity. Nine times out of ten, the usage of the word is meant to be disparaging and degrading, EXACTLY the way white people intended it to be used, and on the tenth time, it’s an empty a sign of self-hatred masquerading itself as a term of endearment. Continue reading ‘Nigga What? Not in Public Boo!’

Donnie McClurkin: Did He REALLY Pray Gay Away?

•November 12, 2009 • 3 Comments


I’ve met many tormented and struggling pastors like Donnie with same-sex secrets(SSS). Most spew anti-gay rhetoric continuously and pray 24/7, but all remain heavily tormented. They hide behind the pulpit, first lady, and the word -not hoping God make them new again, but PRAYING not to get caught. And, saints, I know what I’m talking about!!! This ain’t speculation, or pontification – it’s conclusive, creditable, and confirmed.

Donny boy feels used! Now, at 50yrs old, he has made torment his cross to bare for eternity. He continues to blame an adolescent molestation for his homosexual curse. Seriously, did Donnie give dat azz up to too many men in the church and outside the church that he felt like a used Ho? Maybe he never found the love he was desperately seeking because he never possessed self awareness? Like so many others, Religion is likely Donnie’s personal crucifix. They all internalize deep self hatred. Continue reading ‘Donnie McClurkin: Did He REALLY Pray Gay Away?’

I’ve Killed For You and…

•November 11, 2009 • Leave a Comment

” When I was in the military, they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.”

I’ve killed for you on foreign soil; now, I’ve returned only to take up arms (fight for my civil rights) on American soil.

I will not forget the promise the 44th president of the United States of America made to me. Continue reading ‘I’ve Killed For You and…’

DADT Terrorist

•November 11, 2009 • Leave a Comment


If I hear another commentary allude to Maj. Hasan being harassed by the ranks as possible cause for mass murder – I’m gonna crack! Victims of harassment don’t mass kill.

Gay and lesbian service members, past and present, who live and work under Don’t Ask Don’t Tell (DADT) are bullied, tormented, taunted, ridiculed, vilified, tortured, lampooned, punished, harassed, persecuted, provoked, teased, etc… BUT DON’T KILL 13 and injure 30.

Evidence is steadily mounting that Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan conducted a Jihadist terrorist attack at Fort Hood.

Maj Hasan wasn’t a muslim in the closet- he was out and visible; he openly displayed his culture, religion, and beliefs. Evidence show he openly spoke out about his opposition toward muslims in the military. He asked military officials to give muslims an out as conscientious objectors instead of fighting in wars against other Muslims. Continue reading ‘DADT Terrorist’

Michael Steele: “White Republicans Scared of Blacks”

•November 10, 2009 • 2 Comments


Well, well, well…! Top GOP House Negro: Michael Steele admits “White republicans are scared of Blacks”. Finally, the big-azz pink elephant has been revealed! This should be interesting awaitingl Steele’s GOP-mates response. Will they agree, disagree or tip toe around the issue? Hmmmm? Also, Roland Martin asked Steele how the GOP can engage the Black voting bloc. Steele stated Education and Economy are the two top areas of interest for Blacks.